Tenkuu Danzai Skelter+Heaven

Welcome to my 7th review apart of my shitty anime review series.: The infamous Skelter Heaven! This show has somehow garnered the lowest possible score on MAL (in of anime), so how in the hell could I possibly recommend it? Well, that's just it - it is *the* lowest rated anime, that's a huge selling point in and of itself.

Skelter Heaven is bad, there's no getting past that, but to be fair to it - it's a 20 minute OVA that doesn't exactly get much time to do itself any justice. So here we go:

OST - 6/10, the best part of this OVA, ... the OST is solid and the opening is alright.

Animation - 2/10, the animation is laughably bad, I mean, the big "villain" of the OVA is the most hilarious, squid-like creature I've ever seen. The mecha suits looked like shit and really put into perspective how god awful animation truly can be. But, hey, it's so bad it's kind of amusing to look at, at the very least.

Characters/Story - ?/10, to be fair, this is so ass it was a struggle to pay attention to. What I can confidently say, is: they sucked. (But, in a way that might make you chuckle).

Overall - 3/10, I'll be honest, writing a positive review for this show is pretty difficult, but since that's the premise of the shitty anime review series, I have to do it. Skelter Heaven is by no means the worst thing I've ever seen and I think it being at the very bottom of the anime scoring on MAL is a bit much all things considered. It's super short and worth checking out for the sake of checking it out.

I am so confused with the plot but you know, this isn’t the worst. Honestly I’m able to enjoy most Animes, good or bad. Also, the characters are pretty, The Art style is what you see in a few other Animes, The Mech designs don’t look too bad, and at least this Anime HAS a Plot. There is worse Animes and this doesn’t deserve a 1 star in my opinion. It’s actually pretty entertaining for me to watch. Also, the Girl’s outfits looked really well done if you know what I mean. Although the Plot is hard to understand, Maybe you can enjoy it if ... you’re bored.

If you only have 19 minutes and 56 left to live, watch this show (if you can even call it one), those 19:56 mintues will feel like an hour. The plot is as if you got a drunk guy who doesn't know what Evangelion is, gave them a plot summary, and asked them to recite it from memory. The animation switches from "bearable" to PS2 graphics, and the voice acting is sub-par at best. Truly a one-of-a-kind anime. The only reason I gave this a 2 and not a 1 is becuase I havent given anything else a 2 yet and I cant rate anything ... a 1 before rating something a 2.

For Fans of: Mars of Destruction